Are you there yet?

I’m in traffic.

Are you going to be late?

I am in traffic.

What are you waiting for?

I am stuck in traffic.

Why are you so upset?

Because I am stuck in traffic.

Why can’t you be happy?

I said I am in traffic!

What does that have anything to do with it?

 

And aren’t you a part of it?

 

Am I the traffic?